This kettle sour has been bombed with thousands of pounds of peach puree and then conditioned on a stupid amount of fuzzy peach gummies. One taste of what we got and we’ll have you spending all you got. Let us take you to the candy shop.⁠

This is round 5 of this release. It is nitrogenated on draught, it is still carbonated in cans. This Irish Red Ale is a malt forward beer brewed with Marris Otter, Crystal and dark roasted malts with a touch of oats. The name comes from the TV show South Park. Fun fact: Kenny has been killed off 126 times in the South Park Universe.

I think it’s time we blow this scene; get everybody and the stuff together . Okay, 3, 2, 1 let’s jam. Bigshot reported a 100 million Woolong bounty on Nectaron hops, so we had to go for it. But, whatever happens, happens. You’re gonna carry that weight. ⁠

Her beer is in your hands. Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that her beer is in your hands, dude.
Built with pilsner malt, Munich, and corn, this cerveza-style lager is light crisp, and dangerously drinkable, with a hint of malt sweetness and a clean finish.

“Pretty majestical, aye?”⁠
“I don’t think that’s a word.”⁠
“Majestical? Sure it is.”⁠
“Nah, it’s not real.”⁠
“What would you know?”⁠
“It’s majestic.”⁠
“That doesn’t sound very special. Majestical’s way better.”⁠

From the hidden depths of a rebel stronghold, a new flavour takes flight. A pale ale brewed with Krush and Idaho 7 hops emerges from the shadows of the outer rim. Bursting with bright tropical aroma and juicy intent, it-brings hope to those resisting the oppression of the Empire. Lest we forget – many Bothans died to bring us these hops.⁠

Another glorious day in the brewery! A day in the brewing department is like a day on the farm. Every beer’s a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! And every canning day a parade! I love this brewery!⁠

Someplace windy, a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capilano! I’m talkin’ bout a little place called Sssssqquuaaammmishh. ⁠

Big, loud, and impossible to ignore.

This hazy IPA is hit hard with Nectaron and Riwaka, delivering waves of tropical fruit, stone fruit, and citrus with an aggressive hop charge to back it up. Soft and hazy underneath, but built to hit like a roadblock.